Christopher Walken as Captain Hook is a terrifying sight

Because NBC’s The Sound of Music LIVE! went so well, it looks like they are giving another classic story the live theatrical treatment.  This time it’s Peter Pan with Allison Williams (HBO’s Girls) as the titular role and …Christopher Walken…as Captain Hook.

If that sounds awesome to you, believe me, I understand.  I was ready to cancel my plans that evening just to watch the man taunt the lost boys in a spectacular fashion.  But then I saw this:

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Yeah, that’s Mr. Walken on the right.  I finished three bottles of NyQuil in the past week over this shit.  I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep again.

Maybe because it’s reminding me of the Lady Elaine Fairchild puppet from Mr. Rogers.

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:shudder: